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Ok this is a long one, but bear with me.

Three old ladies are driving along when suddenly they die in a car crash and meet St. Peter in heaven.

He explains that they're now in heaven and heaven is a great place, but there is one important rule. Do not step on the ducks.

Fair enough. The three old ladies are enjoying their new lives in heaven until one steps on a duck and is immediately taken away and chained to the ugliest man she's ever seen in her life. Peter explains this is her punishment and she will be chained to him for eternity.

Not long after, the second lady makes the same mistake and is chained to the ugliest man SHE'S ever seen--for eternity.

The third lady is super careful and now 6 months have passed by in heaven without stepping on a single duck--when out of nowhere, the most handsome man she's ever seen in her life is escorted out and chained to her, with Peter explaining that this will be forever.

Elated, she gasps "what did I do to deserve this?!" The man who is chained to her states "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."