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There are several guys, regulars in their favorite watering hole. The time is several hours past the end of happy hour, approaching 11 PM.
Guy #1 looks at his watch and says “oh no, every time I stay late here my wife catches me and yells when I get home. Even if it’s late and she’s already in bed, I come in the house as quietly as possible. I even park outside the garage so I don’t have to open the garage door. I walk quietly up the stairs. I take off my work clothes outside the bedroom in the hallway. But no matter what I do she wakes up and says ‘I made dinner and you stayed out late with your bar buddies!’” Then I’m in the doghouse for a few days.
Guy #2 jumps in to say, no, no, you’re doing it all wrong.
When I come home late I park in the garage. I open and close the garage door a few times for extra effect. In the kitchen I rattle a few glasses, I turn on the faucet. I even trip walking up the stairs. When I get into the bedroom, I bump into something when I take off my clothes, and throw my shoes on the floor. Then when I crawl in to bed, I gently shake my loving wife’s shoulder a few times, and whisper “Wake up honey, let’s have sex!” She mumbles some words, rolls over and pretends to be asleep. I go along with this and pretend to believe her.
The next morning the incident is not mentioned and we both go about our day like nothing ever happened!
Guy #1 looks at his watch and says “oh no, every time I stay late here my wife catches me and yells when I get home. Even if it’s late and she’s already in bed, I come in the house as quietly as possible. I even park outside the garage so I don’t have to open the garage door. I walk quietly up the stairs. I take off my work clothes outside the bedroom in the hallway. But no matter what I do she wakes up and says ‘I made dinner and you stayed out late with your bar buddies!’” Then I’m in the doghouse for a few days.
Guy #2 jumps in to say, no, no, you’re doing it all wrong.
When I come home late I park in the garage. I open and close the garage door a few times for extra effect. In the kitchen I rattle a few glasses, I turn on the faucet. I even trip walking up the stairs. When I get into the bedroom, I bump into something when I take off my clothes, and throw my shoes on the floor. Then when I crawl in to bed, I gently shake my loving wife’s shoulder a few times, and whisper “Wake up honey, let’s have sex!” She mumbles some words, rolls over and pretends to be asleep. I go along with this and pretend to believe her.
The next morning the incident is not mentioned and we both go about our day like nothing ever happened!
Glad to have you back!
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